MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!
I don't do windows because...
I love birds
and don't want one to run into a clean window
and get hurt.
I don't wax floors because...
I am terrified a guest
will slip and get hurt
then I'll feel terrible
( plus they may sue! me.)
I don't mind the dust bunnies because...
They are very good company,
I have named most of them,
and they agree with everything I say.
I don't Spring Clean because...
I love all the seasons
and don't want the others
to get jealous.
I don't put things away because...
the guys in my house
will never be able
to find them again.
I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain
because...
I don't want my guests
to stress out over what
to make when they invite me
over for dinner.
I don't iron because...
I choose to believe them
when they say "Permanent Press".
I don't stress much on anything because...
"A Type" personalities
die young
and I want to stick around
and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!