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smoke gets in my eyes · 04-11-2003, 03:54 PM

It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add
one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an
additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now
she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.
_____

The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy
breathing again.
_____

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a
pound. Apparently you have to go there.
_____

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what
I'm doing.
_____

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy
me.
_____

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
_____

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
_____

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small
country.
_____

And last but not least:
I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
_____

You could run this over to your friends but why not just e-mail it to
them!

04-11-2003, 03:54 PM	#1 (permalink)
smoke gets in my eyes Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: That's what I'd like to know. Posts: 2,421	Exercise It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month. _____ My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is. _____ The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. _____ I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there. _____ I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. _____ I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. _____ I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. _____ The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier. _____ If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. _____ And last but not least: I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass. _____ You could run this over to your friends but why not just e-mail it to them!