[Debbie]

<center>BEHIND EVERY
SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
IS HERSELF

OH MY GOD,
I THINK I'M BECOMING
THE MAN I WANTED
TO MARRY!

GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING
FRED ASTAIRE DID,
BUT SHE DID IT BACKWARDS
AND IN HIGH HEELS

A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER
IN HOT WATER

I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN
ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW
TO COMBINE MARRIAGE
AND A CAREER

SO MANY MEN,
SO FEW WHO CAN
AFFORD ME

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.
SOME THINGS ARE JUST
BETTER RICH

DON'T TREAT ME ANY
DIFFERENTLY
THAN YOU WOULD
THE QUEEN

I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN
And I HAVE A GUN

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
AND I KNOW HOW
TO USE IT

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT
THE FIRST TIME

DO NOT START WITH ME.
YOU WILL NOT WIN

ALL STRESSED OUT
AND NO ONE
TO CHOKE

I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE
BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS
TO BAD PEOPLE

HOW CAN I MISS YOU
IF YOU WON'T
GO AWAY?

DON'T UPSET ME!
I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES
TO HIDE THE BODIES

And last but not least:

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN</center>