This is my favorite peice of internet flash cartoonery ever!!!!!
I remember seeing this a few years back and thinking it was hilarious!!!!!
There are 3 different episodes, but I think the first one is by far the funniest....you can click on the 2 or 3 at the top of the page to see the rest....
Rat Chicken
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Warning: I'm a sick person so take any advice I may be spewing with a grain of salt, but it's what has worked for me, so far.