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Greenbug · 10-18-2005, 12:05 PM

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don't.

Linux is just like a Wigwam; No Windows, No Gates, Apache inside

Who the f&#k is General Failure and why is he reading my harddisk

The truth is out there? Does anyone know the URL?

I do know everything, just not all at once. It's a virtual memory problem

A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.

C Programmers do it recursively

Computer Science: solving today's problems tomorrow

There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works

I heard that if you play the Windows CD backwards, you'll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward, it installs Windows!

BS has the same mathematical properties as the number 1; that is, BS raised to any power is still BS

And my personal favorite...

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features

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Greenbug In Paradise! Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Pair-O-Dice, CA Posts: 428	For the computer enthusiast/geek/programmer There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don't. Linux is just like a Wigwam; No Windows, No Gates, Apache inside Who the f&#k is General Failure and why is he reading my harddisk The truth is out there? Does anyone know the URL? I do know everything, just not all at once. It's a virtual memory problem A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. C Programmers do it recursively Computer Science: solving today's problems tomorrow There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works I heard that if you play the Windows CD backwards, you'll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward, it installs Windows! BS has the same mathematical properties as the number 1; that is, BS raised to any power is still BS And my personal favorite... My software never has bugs. It just develops random features __________________ NEED HELP WITH RECOVERY?, SICK AND TIRED OF BEING SICK AND TIRED?, NEED HELP STARTING AND FINDING A NEW WAY TO LIVE?, THEN..... GET YOUR A$$ TO A MEETING (((NA))) (((AA))) WE'LL SAVE A SEAT FOR YOU! A MUST READ!!!