Thats good, Let me place an ad now then!
I am Athletic, Fun, Average looking, Open-minded, Spiritual, Poet
and I am looking for a women who wants Friendship first, Beautiful, Wants Soulmate, Educated, Emotionally Secure, Romantic, who Wants a Soulmate.!
That comes down to for me:
Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
Good with a remote and a six pack
Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested
Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday
Has written on a bathroom stall
Wants to sleep with your sister
And for Her it would be:
Trying to live down reputation as ****
Pathological liar
College dropout
Medicated
Looks better by candle light
One step away from stalking
Hmmm This does sound like a relationship I once had except for one thing, I dont have any UNUSUAL ear and nose hair, I have it braided quite nicely, thank you very much. If I could reach my back I would have a matching rug to boot.
