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best · 09-29-2005, 03:18 AM

A bus, carrying only ugly people, crashes into an oncoming truck and everyone inside dies. They, then, get to meet their Maker and, because of the grief they have experienced, He decides to grant them one wish each; before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous, " and so, God snaps His fingers and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous, too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while. But, when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor; laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says,

"Make'em all ugly, again."

SO, THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE...CONSIDER YOURSELF BLESSED.

09-29-2005, 03:18 AM	#1 (permalink)
best Don't get undies in a bunch Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: South Shore MA Posts: 7,166	"CONSIDER YOURSELF BLESSED..." A bus, carrying only ugly people, crashes into an oncoming truck and everyone inside dies. They, then, get to meet their Maker and, because of the grief they have experienced, He decides to grant them one wish each; before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous, " and so, God snaps His fingers and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous, too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while. But, when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor; laughing his head off. Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says, "Make'em all ugly, again." SO, THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE...CONSIDER YOURSELF BLESSED. __________________ * I asked God to spare me pain. God said "No", Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me. Recovery Related Acronym B. E. S. T. = Been Enjoying Sobriety Today?