Please don't take offense to this.....I just thought it was kind of funny
<center>GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half
wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and
open to Trade especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 40 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and
convinced of her own beauty.
Between 41 and 50 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still
warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 51 and 60 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by
past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 61 and 70, she is like Russia, very wide and borders
are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 71 and 75, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and
all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 75,they become Afghanistan. Almost everyone knows
where it is, but no one wants to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 12 and 92 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick</center>