[babeekj]

> A Guy Goes To A Supermarket And Notices And Beautiful Blonde Wave At
> Him And Say Hello. He's Rather Taken Back, Because He Can't Place
> Where He Knows Her From. So He Says "do You Know Me?".
> To Which She Replies "i Think You're The Father Of One Of My
Children."
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> Now He Thinks Back To The Only Time He Has Ever Been Unfaithful And
> Says "my God, Are You The Stripper From My Bachelor Party That I Laid
> On The Pool Table With All My Buddies Watching, While Your Partner
> Whipped Me With Wet Celery And Then Stuck A Carrot Up My Butt?".
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> She Said "no, I'm Your Son's Math Teacher."
>