| Pedro and parking
Pedro was driving down the street in a sweat because he was pitching his first game with the Mets and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up tequila."
Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Pedro looked up again and said "Never mind. I found one."
__________________ * I asked God to spare me pain.
God said "No", Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me.  Recovery Related Acronym
B. E. S. T. = Been Enjoying Sobriety Today? |