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lyn_blossom78 · 03-12-2003, 10:04 PM

Reminds me.....

Did you know awhile back some tourists were visiting Beethoven's grave when they heard some scratching noises that seemed to be coming right from under the ground! It really had them upset, and one of them said, "Well, I have a shovel in my car, let's find out what it is!"

So they took turns shovelling, and the longer they shovelled, the louder the scratching got. Finally they got clear down to the coffin, and after deliberating a minute, one of the tourists got brave enough to open it.

Well, what do you know? Beethoven was sitting there furiously erasing notes off of a white sheet of paper!

"Beethoven--wh-what are you doing?" asked one of the tourists.

To which he replied, (are you ready for this?)

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"Why, decomposing, of course!"

03-12-2003, 10:04 PM	#3 (permalink)
lyn_blossom78 Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 444	Lol! Reminds me..... Did you know awhile back some tourists were visiting Beethoven's grave when they heard some scratching noises that seemed to be coming right from under the ground! It really had them upset, and one of them said, "Well, I have a shovel in my car, let's find out what it is!" So they took turns shovelling, and the longer they shovelled, the louder the scratching got. Finally they got clear down to the coffin, and after deliberating a minute, one of the tourists got brave enough to open it. Well, what do you know? Beethoven was sitting there furiously erasing notes off of a white sheet of paper! "Beethoven--wh-what are you doing?" asked one of the tourists. To which he replied, (are you ready for this?) - - - - "Why, decomposing, of course!" __________________ If God is for us, who can be against us?