| Man Jokes ;)
Why do men become smarter during sex?
Because they are plugged into a genius
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
They don't stop to ask for directions
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How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat?
Don’t know.......... it never happens
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What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
A bar of chocolate.
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What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
Lifting his legs while you vacuum.
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How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes
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How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head
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A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man , to love and to forgive him, and for Patience, for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll just beat him to death.<o:p></o:p>
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"All we have to do is to decide what to do with the time that is given to us"....................JRR Tolkien |