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the three rings of marriage........
1- the engagement ring
2- the wedding ring
3-the suffering!
and then there's the three types of married sex!
1- all over the house sex, that's in early marriage, 1 to 5 years, when ever or where ever you see each other you screw!
2- bedroom sex, 6 to 10 years, you've calmed down a bit and only screw in the bedroom, and only at night, just before going to sleep!
3- hallway sex, 11 years till divorce or death, death being the preffered outcome of the male, this is when you pass each other in the hallway hold up your middle finger and say "screw you!"
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