A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with
his toys in her bedroom while she was dusting, he looked up and said,
"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my
bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company
and make me feel so good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm so happy
with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV, but the picture was horrible. She started
adjusting the knobs trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she
started hitting on the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to the door.
When he opened it, there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said,
"Hello, son, is your grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yea, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."