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"Right now, geek may be a 4 letter word. Think ahead - in 15 years it'll be 6 figures."
"Are you a parking ticket? Because you have FINE written all over you!"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."
"Do you work for UPS?
Cause I coulda swore I saw you checkin out my package."
None of these were created by me, but these are the worst I have ever heard,( not recomended weak stomaches)
"I'm a necrophiliac, how well do you play dead?"
"hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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