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Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.

Would you like to see my boa constrictor?

Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.

Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend... do you want to be my friend?

Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.

Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?

I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.

I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!!

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.

Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.

Were you just smiling at me from across the room, or do I have my contacts in wrong?

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper.

Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.

When I first saw you I almost had to call an ambulance to take me away because the sight of you stopped my heart!

Do you have a sunburn baby, or are you always this hot?

If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.

My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in?

Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.

I've got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?.

Excuse me, your fly is down. Oops, maybe not now but definately later.

That dress would look awfully nice on my bedroom floor...

This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.