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He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . . Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love
to you really badly. She said . . . Well, you succeeded!
He said . . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa & fart!
He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . . .Turn sideways & look in the mirror!
He said...Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said... I would but you're never there.
On a wall in a ladies room . . . "My husband follows me everywhere" Written just below it . . . "I do not"
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
Q. What do men & sperm have in common?
A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.
Q. What is the difference between men & government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring &
good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge & go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed & go to the fridge.
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says. "Why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
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