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Does pushing the elevator button more than once, make it arrive faster?
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Pick me, pick me, pick me, I do know the answer to that one.
And Ladies and Gentlemen, the answer to that question......what was the question?.......Oh I know now. The answer to that question is
NO!!!!!! . And how do I know that. I do it all the time. And if you ask me, it actually makes the elevator slow down just to pee you off for being so damn impatient.
Just like if you ask God for patients, He makes you wait longer.
Harry