Ever wonder what your pirate name might be, should you ever choose that as your vocation?
Here's your chance to find out!
Here's what they're saying about me, "Iron Tom Flint", on the high seas:
"A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!"
Y'know, the last person who called me "sparky" never got the chance to say much else...
Ah-HARGH!