Grandma's Boyfriend;
A 5-year old boy was visiting his Grandma, playing with toys while she was dusting her bedroom. He looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, I DO. My TV is my boyfriend. It keeps me company all day long, and in the evenings I can watch it in here from my bed. The TV preachers make me feel good, the
comedies make me laugh, and the drama's keep my mind off my own problems. Yes, dear, the TV is my boyfriend!"
Grandma went over to turn on the TV but the reception was terrible. She started adjusting knobs, turning the aerial, trying to get a focused picture. Finally, frustrated, she started hitting the back of the TV, hoping to jar it into focus.
Just then the doorbell rang. The little boy ran to answer it and there was his grandma's minister.
"Hello, son," the minister said, "Is your grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
The minister fainted.
Shalom!
