:insane Sometimes out of frustration I need to LAUGH and keep myself entertained so as NOT to lose my mind. So, during those times I don't have the strength to handle my problems and I emmerse myself with these jokes. Hope it helps all of you chuckle as well! ENJOY!
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TEN PROMISES FOR BEGINNERS: - You will know freedom from Maalox, aspirins, and Listerine.
- You will no longer have to approach toilet bowls on your hands and knees.
- You won't fall asleep with your contact lenses in.
- You will lose interest in inventing excuses for all those empty bottles, like saying you're saving them to store water in case of a hurricane.
- No matter how far down the scale your car has gone, it won't stink like a brewery, and--
- You'll remember where you left it.
- Your pets won't hide under the bed when you come home. Neither will your spouse and kids.
- Fear of mirrors and of garbagemen will leave you.
- You will intuitively know how to lower your risk of catching social diseases.
- You will suddenly realize how much better life is sober, and thank your Higher Power for AA.