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osier59 · 04-11-2005, 11:34 AM

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04-11-2005, 11:34 AM	#1 (permalink)
osier59 No More Mrs. Nice Guy Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Iowa Posts: 724	Rent-a-sponsor Attention! Are You: * Tired of being told like it is? * Still looking for that easier softer way? * Had enough of that same, old time-tested direction? Then You Are Ready For RENT-A-SPONSOR NO READING! NO WRITING! NO DEADLINES! MANY MODELS FROM WHICH TO CHOOSE! STANDARD FEATURES INCLUDE: * Listening to your sniveling without constant reference to the steps. * Co-signing your excuses and rationalizations. * Working with only the steps you want and in the order you choose. Yes, at RENT-A-SPONSOR we know how unique you are, and we do understand! * Learn the secret of giving it away before you even have it. * Why walk the walk when you can just talk the talk? * Remember it's better to look good than to feel good! * Why save your rear at the cost of losing face? Half measures are our specialty! Call 1-900-POUR-ME-1 CALL NOW AND RECEIVE A FREE COPY OF: "STAYING SOBER ON WAR STORIES ALONE" __________________ ~~Put on your big girl panties and deal with it!