20 ways for women to tell if they've had too much to drink
1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is
2. I truly believe that dancing with my arms in the air and wiggling my butt while yelling "WHOO HOO" is the sexiest dance move around.
3. I've suddenly decided that I want to kick somebody's a** and honestly believe that I can do it too.
4. In my last trip to pee, I looked more like a homeless hooker than the goddess I was 4 hours ago.
5. I drop my 3am sandwich (which i'm eating, although I am not the slightest bit hungry) on the floor, pick it up and continue eating it.
6. I start crying and telling everyone that I see that I love them sooooo much.
7. I get extremely excited and start jumping up and down every time a new song starts to play because "OH MY GOD!! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
8. I've found a deeper, spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.
9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my fifth grade teacher.
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table, and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.
11.My eyes don't want to stay open so I leave them half closed and think it's exotically sexy.
12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and I'm good at it.
13. I yell at the bartender who cheated me by giving me only lemonade because I can no longer taste the gin.
14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like a hot pocket.
15. I start every conversation with a booming "DON'T take this the wrong way, BUT..."
16. I fail to notice the toilet seat is down.
17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take down moves.
18. I'm tired so I just sit down on the floor and take a quick nap.
19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my pants to cut down the time I'm away from my drink in the bathroom.
20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault I'm having trouble walking straight.
Hope you enjoyed this as much as I did. The best part of recovery for me is the ability to laugh at myself.
I could probably go on...........and on.........but it would become a book!!!!
I saw a t-shirt yesterday on a guy while waiting for the bus that said..........
Normal people...scare me!!!! Had to laugh.....think i'll get one and wear it to a meeting.....lol
\\//peace