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margo · 12-24-2002, 10:34 AM

Top Ten Reasons Hockey Is Better Than Sex:

10. It's legal to play hockey professionally.

9. The puck is always hard.

8. The protective equipment is reusable and you don't have to wash it.

7. It lasts a full hour.

6. You know you're finished when the horn goes off.

5. Your family cheer when you score.

4. A two-on-one or three-on-one is not uncommon.

3. Periods last only 20 minutes.

2. You can count on it at least twice a week.

1. You can tell all of your friends about it afterward.

It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at centre ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there.

"No," says the neighbor. "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?"

The neighbor says "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head "No. They're all at the funeral."

12-24-2002, 10:34 AM	#1 (permalink)
margo Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: North Vancouver, British Columbia Posts: 1,727	For All You Hockey Fans (PG Rated!) Top Ten Reasons Hockey Is Better Than Sex: 10. It's legal to play hockey professionally. 9. The puck is always hard. 8. The protective equipment is reusable and you don't have to wash it. 7. It lasts a full hour. 6. You know you're finished when the horn goes off. 5. Your family cheer when you score. 4. A two-on-one or three-on-one is not uncommon. 3. Periods last only 20 minutes. 2. You can count on it at least twice a week. 1. You can tell all of your friends about it afterward. It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at centre ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No," says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?" The neighbor says "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967." "Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head "No. They're all at the funeral."