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Old 03-16-2005, 05:16 PM   #1 (permalink)
CAPTAINZING2000
Psalm 118:24
 
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> >> BLONDE WINS A MOTORHOME
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>> > A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win"
>> > sticker on her coffee cup.
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>> > So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've
>> > won a motorhome!"
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>> > The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is
>> > a free lunch."
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>> > But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a
>> > motorhome!"
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>> > Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but
>> > you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we
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>> > didn't have that as a prize!"
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>> > The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!" And
>> > she hands the ticket to the manager and he reads...
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>> > (YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!! I PROMISE!)
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>> > "W I N A B A G E L"
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