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Maine vs Texas
A Rancher from TX and a farmer from Maine meet up one day.
Even though we know the truth, they both start in with state size and who is bigger.
Soon they start talking ranch/farm sizes.
The Texan telling how he can get on his tractor at 5 AM and it would be 5PM before he circles the whole ranch.
The Maine farmer replies... yup yup yup... I had a tractor like that one time also.
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