"2. 9th U.S. president William Henry Harrison was inaugurated on a bitterly cold day and gave the longest inauguration speech ever. The new president promptly caught a cold that soon developed into pneumonia. Harrison died exactly one month into his presidential term, the shortest in U.S. history."
ohhh, contraire, my good man....
http://www.usatrivia.com/pforday.html
David Rice Atchinson was president for one day in 1848!!!

Seee, there's a reason I teach history....

L'Chaim!