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Why are better than women?
1. When bringing the tree in, you and the tree arrive at the same time.
2.If the christmas tree falls on you it'll kill you quick,
a woman takes her time. Same goes for falling off
the ladder decorating the tree.
3.The lights on a tree can be turned on by the flick
of a switch.
4.Christmas trees don't care how many other christmas trees
youv'e had.
5.Christmas trees don't mind if you look at other trees,
of if you look at pictures in magazines of other trees.
6.If the tree fits too loose in the stand, you can always tighten it.
7.Christmas trees don't have parents.
8.Christmas trees are avaliable anytime of the month.
9.Christmas trees don't whine.
10.It's always ok to use tie downs on your christmas tree.
OK,OK,OK, I give. If this is too risque delete. But as I use to say
to my mom, "she started it" (even if she didn't.)
Hugs to All,
Vinnie
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