pickles,
I know misery loves company so here goes............oh heck!, I would rather tell you a joke instead so here goes:
There is three southern women sitting around and drinking some wine,(said in southern accent of course)
And Flo speaks up and say's "girls we should have us a game....lets make up nicknames for our husbands using a soda pop theme, its my game so I will go first and would have to say my george is 7up as you know he's 7..up!".
Grace jumps to her feet, " oh I get it! she exclaims, " I'd have to call my man mountain dew cuz thats all he wants to do, mount and do!"
after a long pause and a great deal of drunken laughter the one they call sis say's "boy thats a tough one....I guess I have to call Harry Jack daniels".
Flow shouts out amid laughter "sis ya just don't get this game do you?, it's a soda pop theme and thats a hard licka"
"EXACTLY!" proclaims sis.
Well I hope this helps, and sorry if it offends you in anyway as it is not my intention.
C-ya
John.