Cancer: The Crab
(June 22 - July 22)
Personality: "Overemotional and Moody".
Likes: Hugs, crying for no apparent reason, One minute holding a love one, next minute choking that loved one.
Hates: Monkey Poo, Eskimos and reality of any kind.
Romance: Very, very clingy - doing anything to keep partner including a good sturdy whippings, wearing sheep clothing, and three-somes. Invented the vibrator out of loneliness.
Finances: Gives away all their money to anyone that asks.
Life Forecast: Probably end up working for an escort service for companionship. Most definitely will catch a multiple of venereal diseases.
**Your Overall Life Rating Score: 978AvJ
Hmmmm.....don't like this one at all!
What's the rating score mean?
However, I am on the cusp of Leo - can I take the best of both???
L'Chaim!