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Facts are stubborn things.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

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Fear is understandable, ignorance is unacceptable.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

FIGHT for the RIGHTS of bacteria! - it's the only culture some people have

Fleece on Earth Good wool to ewe

For A Small Town, This Place Has A Lot Of A$$holes!

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Forget about World Peace... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!

From a chicken in every pot to a chicken smokin' pot