[sherbear5104]

After retiring, I went to the social security office to apply for Social Security, the woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry but I seemed to have left my wallet at home.
"I will have to go home and come back later."
The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt."
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver
chest hair.
She says, "That silver hair is proof enough for
me," and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my
experience.
she said, "You should have dropped your pants. You
might have gotten disability, too.