[mizeeyore]

Don't make me get my flying monkeys.
It's only funny til someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious.
I'm not shy, i'm just examining my prey.
I'm thinking the same thing about you.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.
I never liked you and I always will.
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was gonna blame you.
I just got a firm grip on reality, NOW i can strangle it.
Losing faith in humanity one person at a time.
If at first you don't succeed, blame someone else and seek counseling.
It's never too late to blame your parents.
I suffer occasional delusions of adequacy.
Boldly Going Nowhere.
Consciousness, that annoying time between naps.
I do whatever my rice krispies tell me.
We are born Naked, Wet and Hungry, things get worse.
I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk somewhere.
I'm Busy, You're Ugly. Have A Nice Day.
Not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.