[Free to love]

Sticker on my car- "My boss is a jewish carpenter."
On my sons car- "We tattooed your mom at All Ways tattoos."
Others- "Know Jesus, Know Peace--- No Jesus, No Peace."
" Satan Sucks !"
"Warning : in case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned."
"I just do what the voices in my head tell me to do."
" I'm the one your mamma warned you about."
"If you can read this... Your too damn close."
"Ex-husband in trunk."
"Mother-in-law in trunk."
"My kid beat up your honor student."
" Don't drink & drive, you might hit a bump & spill your drink."
"See Dick drive drunk, don't be a Dick."
"I see dumb people"
"My other ride's your mom."
"At night monkeys steal my underwear."
"What if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?"
" One by one the penguins steal my sanity."
"The little men who live behind my eyes, and scream directly at my
brain, told me to tell you Hello."