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>>Kids At Sea
>>
>> A number of Primary Schools were doing a project on "The Sea."
>>Kids were
>> asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences. Teachers
>>got
>> together to compare the results and put together some of the
>>comments
>> that were funny and some that were sad. Here are some of them.
>>The kids
>> were all aged between 5 and 8 years.
>>
>> This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly
>>age 6)
>>
>> Whales are animals, not fish. If they don't get air they can
>>drown, like
>> my brother did last summer. (David age 7)
>>
>> Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
>>
>> If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have
>>sea
>> all round you, you are in continent. (Wayne age 7)
>>
>> I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like
>>Emily
>> Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
>>
>> A dolphin breaths through an ******* on the top of it's head.
>>(Billy age
>> 8)
>>
>> My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with
>>crabs.
>> (Millie age 6)
>>
>> When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross
>>the
>> ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would
>>whistle
>> to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off
>>eating
>> beans. (William age 7)
>>
>> I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny
>>tails. How
>> do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)
>>
>> I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always
>> screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my
>>big
>> sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write.
>>(Amy age
>> 6)
>>
>> Some fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting. Electric eels can
>>give
>> you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I
>>think they
>> have to plug themselves into chargers.
>> (Christopher age7)
>>
>> My mom has fish nets, but doesn't catch any fish (Laura age 5)
>>
>> When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my
>>willy
>> small. (Kevin age 6)
>>
>> When me and Sarah went to the sea side in the summer holidays, we
>>hid in
>> the sand dunes and watched my big sister doing it with her boy
>>friend.
>> It was fun. (Lauren age 7)
>>
>> A submarine goes under the water like a fish, but it has lots of
>>seamen
>> inside. (Emma age 5)
>>
>> When I grow up, I want to be captain of a big ship, and have lots
>>of
>> sailors. (Valerie age 6)
>>
>> Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers
>>can't go
>> down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)