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sherbear5104 · 01-27-2005, 03:40 PM

Two elderly Wal-Mart greeters were sitting on a bench
during break. One turns to the other asking, "Slim,
I'm 73 years old and I'm just full of aches and pains.
I know you are about my age. How do you feel? Slim
says, "I feel just like a new born babe." Rather
amazed, his co-worker repeats his statement in the
form of a question, "Really? A new born babe???"
"Yup," grins Slim. "No teeth, no hair and I think I
just wet my pants."

01-27-2005, 03:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
sherbear5104 Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: east coast Posts: 2,441	aging at Wal-mart Two elderly Wal-Mart greeters were sitting on a bench during break. One turns to the other asking, "Slim, I'm 73 years old and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you are about my age. How do you feel? Slim says, "I feel just like a new born babe." Rather amazed, his co-worker repeats his statement in the form of a question, "Really? A new born babe???" "Yup," grins Slim. "No teeth, no hair and I think I just wet my pants." __________________ There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.