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CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance
to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the
house. Bring your husbands.
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been
canceled due to a conflict.
The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water.
The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.
Barbara C. remains in the hospital and needs blood donors
for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping
and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer
with the thanks of the entire church.
Missionary from Africa speaking at Calvary Memorial Church
in Racine. Name: Bertha Belch. Announcement: "Come
tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa."
__________________ LIFE IS GOD'S GIFT TO YOU  WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GIFT TO GOD
J - Jesus first
O - Others next
Y - Yourself last
John 14:6
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