-Did you ever notice that in bookstores you'll find the diet and excercise books right between humor and fiction?
-Don't think of it as a firing. Think of it as an exit-level position.
-He was a fast learner and a quick forgetter.
-Crime doesn't pay, and working for my boss doesn't either.
-Interest you kids in Bowling. It's a great way to get them off the streets and into the alleys.
-Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
-He made his fortune early in life by selling matches to impatient Boy Scouts.
-In California, on a clear day if you look out a window UCLA.
