If you're hearing AA robots, go to a different meeting. If you aren't able to understand your sponsor, change.
If you want to go drink, go drink. If you don't like AA, don't go.
Seriously, my point is pretty simple. This is your life. You do your own thing in life. Find solutions......or don't. Plenty of people have the opinion you expressed, and that's OK by many of us.
One thing you need is laid out very clearly in our literature.......a sense of desperation. It's amazing how that can change those opinions.