| US Redneck Special Forces
The Pentagon announced today the formation of an elite fighting group called:
THE US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF)
The boys, Cooter, Bubba, Hoss and Bo will be dropped behind enemy lines and given the following information about the Iraqis.
1. The season opened last weekend.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The war should be over in a week.
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No matter how spoiled the past may be, our future is spotless....
BigSis
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