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Originally Posted by NeverSurrender
Stage Five: INVISIBLE
This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. At this point you can do anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person who wants to fight you. You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you and because you're still SMART you know all the words.
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Don't remember any stage 5.
I do remember that because I was rich, good looking...No I mean REALLY good looking, Smart, did I say good looking yet? Oh and Smart as well and on top of all that I was super strong and bullet proof. :lumpy
It was just good reason that people wanted to see me shake it...
I'm to sexy for my shirt Yes to sexy...ohhh I'm to sexy for my pants yes to sexy.
Oh did I tell you I am good looking, smart, AND sexy as well?
Good things need be repeated so you can be sure that others get the full benifit. Speaking louder also is a good sign that you are the smarter person.
DID I TELL YOU I AM SMART as well as GOOD LOOKING? :liar