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Two Women Friends Had Gone For A Girl's Night Out, But
Had Been Decidedly Over-enthusiastic On The Bacardi
Breezers Incredibly Drunk And Walking Home They Needed
To Pee, So They Stopped In The Cemetery.





One Of Them Had Nothing To Wipe With So She Thought
She Would Take Off Her Panties, Use Them And Throw
Them Away . Her Friend However Was Wearing A Rather
Expensive Pair Of Panties And Did Not Want To Lose
Them, But Was Lucky Enough To Salvage A Large Ribbon
From A Wreath That Was On One Of The Graves She
Proceeded To Wipe With That After The Girls Took
Care Of Business They Proceeded To Go Home.





The Next Day One Of The Women's Husbands Phoned The
Other Husband And Said Listen, These Damn "girls Night
Out" Are Gonna Stop. Would You Believe My Wife
Came Home Last Night With No Panties!!!





Tell" Me About It," Said The Other Guy, "mine Came
Back With A Card Stuck To Her Ass That Said......





"from All Of Us At The Fire Station. We Will Never
Forget You!"