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It's a small world. So you have to use your elbows a lot.

just keep them off the table

Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Now he tells me. No wonder I can't get off 3rd shift

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
and it may have been beans and franks night


No one is listening until you make a mistake.
or... One Opps! washes out 100 at a boys

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
I always had my younger brother test the water

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
May be? *LOL*



If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
next time they call I will need tell them I missed it so they would call and I would have someone to talk with

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
or as my mother would say... only a good memory will make for a good lier

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.
Yup and you get out of it cheap at $20


Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
and never underestimate my own stupidity in any group when alcohol is added

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will spend the grocery money on graphite rods and lures.
and the missed car payments were used for that fine bass boat

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
after today I am starting to question if a motorcycle was even a good choice? OUCH!

If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts.
No I have the facts... just didn't understand them all

Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
and I must be the smartest person in the world by now then.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.
and on a motorcycle a closed mouth also gathers no bugs in the teeth