Old 07-07-2012, 04:49 AM
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jessiec
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Join Date: Oct 2011
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I'm not an RA but Was in a relationship with one long enough to try to translate!

"i don't want our son, and never have. we shouldnt have had him"
TRANSLATED: I wanna be the child in this relationship.

"i'm off to stick my dick into something" (if we havnt had sex in a while, its my fault cause he needs it) P.s he hasnt cheated, its just talk.
TRANSLATED: His hand. Who else would be interested?

"you're just like my ex, she was controlling too"
TRANSLATED: She has standards.

"i'm sick of spending all my money on this family" (even though i am the breadwinner, he works part time)
TRANSLATED: I want to spend my money on booze!

"i'm sick of living in this **** hole. why dont you clean it up?"
TRANSLATED: I can't find my beer!

"theres plenty of people interested in me, ive had offers from other chicks don't need you"
TRANSLATED: Yeah, other women like Stella Artois and Brandy Alexander!
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