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9. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

8. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back.

7. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

6. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

1. WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Maak you tink you can tipe real gode.

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