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ACTUAL PRODUCT LABEL INSTRUCTIONS:
1. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.
2. On a New Zealand insect spray: THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS
3. On a helmet-mounted mirror used by American cyclists: REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.
4. On a Taiwanese shampoo: USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
5. On the bottle-top of a British flavoured milk drink: AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.
6. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.
7. In an American guide to setting up a new computer: TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)
8. On a packet of American Sunmaid raisins: WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?
9. On an American Sears hairdryer: DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.
10. On a bag of American Fritos-brand Corn Chips: YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.
11. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box): DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.
12. On a Korean kitchen knife: WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
13. On a Japanese food processor: NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.
14. On British Sainsbury's peanuts: WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS.
15. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.
16. On a Swedish chainsaw: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.
17. On a Canadian child's Superman costume: WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.
18. On some British frozen dinners: SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.
19. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: FITS ONE HEAD.
20. On a British "Children's" Cough Medicine: DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.
21. On a British Nytol Sleep Aid Tablets label: WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.
22. On British Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
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