| Codependency Jokes
Q: What do you call a codependent who says "no" and doesn't feel guilty? A: Healthy
You're codependent for sure when you get kicked off jury duty for insisting that you're the guilty one.
Q: Why did the codependent cross the road? A: To help the chicken make a decision.
Did you hear about the codependent who flunked geography? He couldn't distinguish any boundaries.
You know you're codependent if you find yourself in a rut - and move in furniture.
Q: Why does a codependent buy two copies of every self-help book? A: One to read and one to pass on to someone who really needs it.
You're codependent for sure if, when you die, someone else's life flashes in front of your eyes.
__________________ “Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” ~Winnie the Pooh~  |