OMG at the chardonnay in the toolbox...
(I laugh, because at my house that's where he hid the scotch.)
We have been separated over a year, and I found another freaking beer can just last week. My STBXAH was really "good" at hiding them. And he'd confess every once in awhile, and show me his latest hiding places. By then, I didn't care as much because things were beyond the point of no return.
His craftiest place: In the salt bin of our water softener. Did you know that you can fit several 24 packs in there? (At least when you don't replace the salt often!)
My "favorite" place to find: The random cooler with ice in it. No booze, of course, but a random cooler of ice. What the hell?
Of course they're all old. Duh.
Lady, stick around and read. This is a good, safe place.