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Vodka and Religion Don't Mix: Take Two
A little nun walks into a liquor store and asks for a pint of vodka. The salesman says, "Sister, whatever do you need a pint of vodka for?"
The nun replies, "It's for Mother Superior's constipation."
The salesman doesn't reply, but sells her the vodka.
Later that night, the salesman closes up the store and walks to his car. He finds the little nun in the parking lot, drunk off her ass.
"Sister!" he says, "You told me that vodka was for Mother Superior's constipation!"
"It is", the little nun replied. "Don't you think she's gonna sh*t when she sees me like this?"
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