| Are Getting Older
Your potted plants stay alive.
Fooling around in a twin sized bed is absurd.
6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.
Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.
You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next
door don't know how to turn down the stereo.
Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.
Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
Dinner and a movie = the whole date, instead of the beginning
of one.
MTV News is no longer your primary source for information.
You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms
and pregnancy tests.
You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese and pop
Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for
real work.
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